Total Medals Earned: 567 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,340 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/205 points)
Kill a bouncing head
Stab out the eyes
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
View the credits
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/305 points)
Restart 100 times in one level
Beat level 18
Beat the game
Beat the game in one session in under 20 minutes
Beat the game in one session without dying or restarting
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/410 points)
Play Headbanging Hero: Metal
Complete Invidia
Complete Superbia
Complete Acedia
Complete Ira
Complete Avaritia
Complete Gullia
Complete Luxuria
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Medals Earned: 28/30 (345/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Lose a life on the second level.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (60/460 points)
Ask the computer 20+ questions
Destroy all 5 cameras
Complete using less than 500 clicks
Poke the piranha 50+ times
Complete the game
Find all 6 notes and the secret notes!
Complete game in under 6 minutes
Complete using less than 200 clicks
Score 1,000,000+
Medals Earned: 13/25 (275/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.